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Brewmaniac · 08-30-2004, 08:32 AM

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in
despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down
here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink
till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the
world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're
already dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette,
poker, slots, w! hatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.
You into drugs?"
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ."
"That's right! Thu rsday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of
crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all
the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never
realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?"
"No."
"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

Cervantes · 08-30-2004, 10:02 AM

LOL!! That was great! Bet he doesn't like hell so much any more..

Gabbyness · 08-30-2004, 01:57 PM

Hahah, nice!

PayUp · 08-30-2004, 01:59 PM

Fridays will never be the same again.

mordret · 08-31-2004, 02:06 AM

I already knew it, but it's great nonetheless ! Thanks !

RespectThat · 08-31-2004, 04:38 PM

its worth it, just tough it out mon-thursday

SirLance · 09-01-2004, 07:34 PM

Very well put!

japhyryder · 09-02-2004, 12:48 PM

maybe with all the smack he shot up he will be toasted on friday

Dilbert1234567 · 09-02-2004, 05:48 PM

thats funny.

Kazic · 09-02-2004, 08:07 PM

Ahahah good stuff. laughing.

WarriorBuddha · 09-03-2004, 12:18 AM

Good one. Just load up on Thursday so you're not aware of what's going on Friday...hehe

08-30-2004, 08:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Fridays in hell One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, w! hatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ." "That's right! Thu rsday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!" The demon said, "You gay?" "No." "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!" __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-30-2004, 10:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cervantes Psycho Location: Above you	LOL!! That was great! Bet he doesn't like hell so much any more.. __________________ - "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.." - "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong." - "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

08-30-2004, 01:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	Fridays will never be the same again. __________________ Born to Lose.

09-01-2004, 07:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Very well put! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-02-2004, 12:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
japhyryder no one special Location: Charlotte, NC	maybe with all the smack he shot up he will be toasted on friday __________________ It's only entertainment, someone's sick idea of a joke.

08-30-2004, 01:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
Gabbyness Chicken scratch. Location: Japan!!!	Hahah, nice!

08-31-2004, 02:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
mordret Tilted Location: Metz, France	I already knew it, but it's great nonetheless ! Thanks !

08-31-2004, 04:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
RespectThat Upright	its worth it, just tough it out mon-thursday

09-02-2004, 05:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	thats funny. __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

09-02-2004, 08:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
Kazic Psycho Location: Fortress of Solitude	Ahahah good stuff. laughing. __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

09-03-2004, 12:18 AM	#11 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	Good one. Just load up on Thursday so you're not aware of what's going on Friday...hehe __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.