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Blonde Quickies
Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: Why do Blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out. Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ? A: Wishful Thinking. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up! Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. |
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball..... hehehehe
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worthy blonde jokes
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sounds like a "top 10" list for Letterman!
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Hey! I resemble those comments! *grin*
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heh funny ones...
Here is one: Q: Why did the blonde kept staring at the orange juice carton? A: Because it said CONCENTRATE! |
ya gotta love blonde jokes
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brunette (companion joke)
what's the mating call of a blonde?
- i'm so drunk! mating call of a brunette? -is there anything left in the bong? so true...... |
Noice.
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A ton of ones I've heard before, but some really good ones I haven't.
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't get up and follow you around when you are done using it! |
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? You know how many people went down on the Titanic. How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex? She opens the car door. What do you call a blond standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath. |
blonde jokes never get old
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Wow, I haven't heard some of these. Thanks.
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blond vs. toilet was new to me and very amusing.
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Those are great. Thanks.
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that is so funny, and one more
Q: why is a blond's casket triangular? A: when her head hits the pillow, her legs spring open. |
Hee hee hee, love one liners!
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love those blond jokes...
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the bowling ball reminds me a your momma joke: your mom's like a bowling ball, always getting fingered, thrown in the gutter and coming back for more.
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OK, my .02 worth...
What does a Blonde say after sex? Are all of you guys on the same team? |
Did anyone else open this thread expecting something different from the title? ;)
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