Divine Computer Skillz
 

So one day Jesus and Satan were arguing (as they often do). Today they were fighting over who had the 1337est programming skills. Finally, Jesus suggested that they both do their best in a timed match, and have God decide who had performed the studliest feat of programming.

So they sat side by side at their computers, with God watching, for one hour. They typed furiously, using all their tricks. While they were working, however, a thunderstorm was brewing in the cloud they were sitting on, and right at the end of the hour, lightning struck and both computers blacked out.

Satan jumped up and down and swore and kicked his computer, all his hard work lost. Jesus, however, calmly rebooted and printed out his work.

"How the #^$#$% Did he do that??" Satan demanded.

Serenely, God replied, "Jesus saves."

Hahaha. Took me a while.

*Groan*
Too funny!

That's a definite groaner. I suppose that's why I like it.

Good message, too. I've quit one too many a game because I hadn't saved for a while when it conked out.

I saw that one coming. Pretty funny.

Had to read that twice. Very good =)

that is great! I'm sending that to a religious co worker, that I have to keep reminding to back up her work! hahah

wasnt too funny, not at all

heard a few jokes like that, all along the lines of Jesus Saves, the rest of you take damage

Nice one :)

Arrrghhhh.... ya got me...

Good one!

That is so great.. waht a great lesson... definate groaner.. but that's what's so grerat about it.

haha ;)

awesome.

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I once saw "Jesus saves" on a toilet wall.
Some wag wrote underneath "Not on these wages"