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Old 08-26-2004, 07:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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3 FRUITS

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples"

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Old 08-26-2004, 07:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahah thats hilarious.
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Old 08-26-2004, 08:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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that one brings back many memories of mine school days when we used to tell jokes all day rather than actually doing any work... that was always one of my favorite jokes
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Good laugh. Thanks.
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That one brings back memories of my school days when we used to shove cranberries up our...oh wait...I've said too much...
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Old 09-11-2004, 11:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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a real good laugh, thanks
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Old 09-11-2004, 12:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Lucky the bastard didn't grab watermelons!
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Old 09-11-2004, 08:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ouch, i wouldve gotten ten PIECES of the SAME FRUIT
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Old 09-12-2004, 09:15 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Why didn't they just run away when they went to gather the fruit?

Funny joke though.
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:42 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Good one,very funny
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Old 09-16-2004, 05:43 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I've heard a similar version that involved an African American and watermelons. You get the picture.

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Old 09-16-2004, 05:55 AM   #12 (permalink)
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hehe good one
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Old 09-16-2004, 06:21 AM   #13 (permalink)
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wahaha gotta tell this to my schmates :P
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