Fremen

>1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

>2. I just got lost in thought. It was very unfamiliar
territory.

>3. I now avoid spending time by myself just thinking.
I've learned from painful experience that my head
is like the worst section of Harlem - you don't
want to take a chance going in there all alone.

>4. Seen it all, done it all.... can't remember any of it!

>5. Those who live by the sword usually get shot by
those who don't.

>6. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived
in America on the "Juneflower."

>7. Bumper sticker seen on car in L.A.: "PARDON MY
DRIVING, I'M RELOADING"

>8. It's hard to understand how a cemetery can raise
its burial costs and then have the nerve to blame
it on the higher cost of living.

>9. Just remember if the World DIDN'T suck, we'd all
fall off.

>10. The things that come to those who just wait is
probably what's left by those who got there first.

>11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day long
getting hammered out of his mind.

>12. The shin bone is nature's way of equipping us with
a built-in device for locating furniture.

>13. A fine is a tax for doing something bad.
A tax is a fine for doing something well.

>14. It was recently discovered that medical research
is causing an epidemic of cancer in rats.

>15. I sometimes wish the buck would stop right here as
I sure could use a few.

>16. I started out in this life with nothing, and I've
managed to keep most of it.

>17. When you have your day in court, realize that your
fate lies in the hands of 12 people who weren't
even smart enough to get themselves out of jury duty.

>18. When I was young I dreamed that when I grew up I'd
be filthy rich. Well, at least half of my dream has come true.

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stonegrody

Goes to show, we can learn a lot from our elders

mordret

Thanks, I laughed out loud...
My favorites are 4, 5, 6, and 7 !