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08-24-2004, 05:47 AM
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Banned
Location: On a couch before a screen
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That b4stard! >.<
GIRL: I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, at 1st he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: then, he put his hand in my bra. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he took my cloths off. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: later, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: finally, he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST: That BASTARD! |
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08-26-2004, 04:19 AM
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Jarhead
Location: Colorado
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Strike one more corrupt psychiatrist from the world!
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08-26-2004, 03:49 PM
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<Insert wise statement here>
Location: Hell if I know
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i'd heard a different version,
The psychiatrist was a preist and the disease was Herpes, not AIDS, and the girl was there for confession not therapy, but either version is good.
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08-28-2004, 10:39 PM
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Junkie
Location: Pats country
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heard the same one with a Dr. and herpes as well.
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