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Old 08-23-2004, 10:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
"Officer, I was in fear for my life"
 
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20 Years of Marriage

One night, after almost 20 years of marriage, a wife wakes up to find her husband is not in bed. She goes searching through the house to try and find him. She finally finds him sitting at the table, sobbing over a cup of coffee. The following conversation takes place:

Wife: Honey, are you OK?

Husband: Do you remember when we were dating?

Wife: Yes.

Husband: Do you remember the time we were in the car fooling around and your dad found us?

Wife: Yes.

Husband: Do you remember he held a shotgun to my head and told me if I didn't marry you he would send me to jail for 20 years?

Wife: Yes.

Husband: My 20 years would have been up today!
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Old 08-23-2004, 03:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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one of my favorites! Thanks
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Old 08-23-2004, 03:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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chuckle, ill remember that
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Old 08-23-2004, 09:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol...I wish I had something more informative to say...
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Old 08-23-2004, 11:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lmao
/also wishes he had something more informative to say
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Excellent original joke ! Thanks a lot !!!
Ps : what gun is that ?
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Old 08-24-2004, 06:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Funny stuff, thanks!
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Old 08-24-2004, 06:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Tich, tich, tich...good one.

What kind of semi is that?
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Old 08-24-2004, 06:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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an oldie but a goodie!
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