Manorotsky

I'm sorry if this is a repeat. pretty sure its not though.
taken from Kontraband
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJ calls someone at work and asks if they are married or seriously involved with someone.

If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly they both win the prize.

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sarah."
DJ: "Is Sarah at work,"
Brian?" Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Ok, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy,
Brian."
DJ: "Question 2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. 3rd & final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us
for a couple of weeks....and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the
time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

3 minutes of commercials follow.

DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touch tones .....ringing...)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now, and I've been talking with Brian."
DJ: "He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo...do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!" Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?" Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12,15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?" >
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sarah ..... where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the @rse....."

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"

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Shpoop

haha thats great...but im curious, did they end up getting the trip?

Vizzini

Haha, thats great. They better have won that trip.

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DEI37

Yeah, no kidding. They'd best have gotten the trip after that one!

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buddle

AHAHAHAHA Nice one!

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Xell101

Ha, that is great!

Marburg

I've heard other versions of this joke. They cut to commercial right after her answer and afterwards the DJ apologizes saying that on live radio these things can happen, and that they did win the trip anyway.

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Gortexfogg

Funny stuff!

xeem

Aahahahah! Chuckle chuckle

Nice one

Destrox

Hahaha, thats great stuff!

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prufrock0734

I seem to remember something like this happening on the Dating Game or some such shit. Pretty similar situation, but still funny as hell!

Delvid

That is a classic.

braindamage351

That one never gets old.

Jadey

That's a classic! I haven't seen that in awhile and it always gives me a good chuckle.

JPZ

funny indeed haha

pocon1

The original is the Newlywed Game where Chuck Woolery asks a couple the the strangest place they did it. She quietly says "in the butt". It will occasionally pop up on shows like "You can't say that on television".

zizdog69

That one is fantastic!

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brikellxx

good one, thanks

akechi

hahahaha ~ very nice

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