08-21-2004, 11:25 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
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The lottery
This guy bursts into his house and shouts, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"
She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?" He replies, "I don't care-just get the hell out!" |
08-24-2004, 11:45 AM | #7 (permalink) |
I flopped the nutz...
Location: Stratford, CT
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hahahhaha, that is excellent!!! good one!
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