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slimshaydee · 08-21-2004, 11:25 PM

This guy bursts into his house and shouts, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care-just get the hell out!"

Redlemon · 08-22-2004, 06:03 AM

The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
- Penn Gillette

Shpoop · 08-22-2004, 08:05 AM

awesome joke...and thats just too true redlemon

Delvid · 08-23-2004, 10:45 AM

Better cut her a check for half the winnings.

soopafreek · 08-23-2004, 12:12 PM

that was SOOOOO funny. you made my day. thanks!

braindamage351 · 08-23-2004, 09:43 PM

Both are great.

mikec · 08-24-2004, 11:45 AM

hahahhaha, that is excellent!!! good one!

mordret · 08-25-2004, 12:19 AM

Oldie but goodie ! Thanks !

CoachAlan · 08-25-2004, 04:04 AM

This one is definitely being told tomorrow. I love those sharp little barbs.

Gortexfogg · 08-25-2004, 05:20 AM

Hehe, nice one.

Gabbyness · 08-25-2004, 06:15 AM

Hahh, awesome.

08-21-2004, 11:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	The lottery This guy bursts into his house and shouts, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!" She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?" He replies, "I don't care-just get the hell out!"

08-23-2004, 12:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
soopafreek Psycho Location: ask your mom	that was SOOOOO funny. you made my day. thanks! __________________ aaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!

08-24-2004, 11:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
mikec I flopped the nutz... Location: Stratford, CT	hahahhaha, that is excellent!!! good one! __________________ Until the 20th century, reality was everything humans could touch, smell, see, and hear. Since the initial publication of the charted electromagnetic spectrum, humans have learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear is less than one millionth of reality

08-25-2004, 04:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
CoachAlan Psycho Location: Las Vegas	This one is definitely being told tomorrow. I love those sharp little barbs. __________________ "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" - Mark Twain

08-22-2004, 06:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math. - Penn Gillette

08-22-2004, 08:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	awesome joke...and thats just too true redlemon

08-23-2004, 10:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Better cut her a check for half the winnings.

08-23-2004, 09:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
braindamage351 Insane	Both are great.

08-25-2004, 12:19 AM	#8 (permalink)
mordret Tilted Location: Metz, France	Oldie but goodie ! Thanks !

08-25-2004, 05:20 AM	#10 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hehe, nice one.

08-25-2004, 06:15 AM	#11 (permalink)
Gabbyness Chicken scratch. Location: Japan!!!	Hahh, awesome.