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Old 08-21-2004, 11:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The lottery

This guy bursts into his house and shouts, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care-just get the hell out!"

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Old 08-22-2004, 06:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-22-2004, 08:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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awesome joke...and thats just too true redlemon
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Old 08-23-2004, 10:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Better cut her a check for half the winnings.
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Old 08-23-2004, 12:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that was SOOOOO funny. you made my day. thanks!
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Old 08-23-2004, 09:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Both are great.
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Old 08-24-2004, 11:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
I flopped the nutz...
 
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hahahhaha, that is excellent!!! good one!
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Old 08-25-2004, 12:19 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Oldie but goodie ! Thanks !
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Old 08-25-2004, 04:04 AM   #9 (permalink)
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This one is definitely being told tomorrow. I love those sharp little barbs.
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Old 08-25-2004, 05:20 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Hehe, nice one.
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Old 08-25-2004, 06:15 AM   #11 (permalink)
Chicken scratch.
 
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Hahh, awesome.
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