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slimshaydee 08-21-2004 11:25 PM
The lottery
 
This guy bursts into his house and shouts, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care-just get the hell out!"

:cool:

Redlemon 08-22-2004 06:03 AM
The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
- Penn Gillette

Shpoop 08-22-2004 08:05 AM
awesome joke...and thats just too true redlemon

Delvid 08-23-2004 10:45 AM
Better cut her a check for half the winnings.

soopafreek 08-23-2004 12:12 PM
that was SOOOOO funny. you made my day. thanks!

braindamage351 08-23-2004 09:43 PM
Both are great.

mikec 08-24-2004 11:45 AM
hahahhaha, that is excellent!!! good one!

mordret 08-25-2004 12:19 AM
Oldie but goodie ! Thanks !

CoachAlan 08-25-2004 04:04 AM
This one is definitely being told tomorrow. I love those sharp little barbs.

Gortexfogg 08-25-2004 05:20 AM
Hehe, nice one.

Gabbyness 08-25-2004 06:15 AM
Hahh, awesome.


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