The lottery
 

This guy bursts into his house and shouts, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care-just get the hell out!"

:cool:

The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
- Penn Gillette

awesome joke...and thats just too true redlemon

Better cut her a check for half the winnings.

that was SOOOOO funny. you made my day. thanks!

Both are great.

hahahhaha, that is excellent!!! good one!

Oldie but goodie ! Thanks !

This one is definitely being told tomorrow. I love those sharp little barbs.

Hehe, nice one.

Hahh, awesome.