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Old 08-18-2004, 07:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
Americow, the Beautiful
 
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"The Extra Mile" Slogans

Stop chasing rainbows; your pot of gold is on the extra mile.
(gold-diggers)

It's never too late to go the extra mile.
(organ donors)

Nobody will look for you on the extra mile.
(criminals and corrupt corporate/government officials)

You'll never be called "fat" on the extra mile.
(Jenny Craig clients)

Watch out for undercover cops on the extra mile.
(strippers and drug dealers)

We go the extra mile to please you; only $1.99 for each additional mile.
(1-900 call centers)
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