Here's a riddle for the intellectually minded - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cameroncrazy822 · 08-18-2004, 05:41 AM

At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth: One is walking a tightrope between two skyscrapers, &
the other is getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman. They are each thinking the exact same thing.

What are they thinking?

answer below......

Don't look down.

Dennis · 08-18-2004, 06:27 AM

Pretty good. But i would not recieve a blowjob from an 85 year-old woman, unless i am an 85 year-old man.

cameroncrazy822 · 08-18-2004, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thatstoodamnbad

Pretty good. But i would not recieve a blowjob from an 85 year-old woman, unless i am an 85 year-old man.

12 pack, very dim lights, and what ever you do... DON'T LOOK DOWN!

PayUp · 08-18-2004, 03:16 PM

You don't know what your mising if you havent had a "gummy".

Have her take her dentures out before she starts and she can gum you like theres no tomorrow!

xeem · 08-18-2004, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biljan

You don't know what your mising if you havent had a "gummy".

Have her take her dentures out before she starts and she can gum you like theres no tomorrow!

Oh man that is siCk!

sadistikdreams · 08-19-2004, 12:46 AM

Hahaha.

Good one

small one · 08-19-2004, 01:02 AM

That was sick, good, but sick

Shpoop · 08-19-2004, 12:42 PM

it was all kosher until biljan's comment...that was sick, absolutely disgusting

cameroncrazy822 · 08-20-2004, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biljan

You don't know what your mising if you havent had a "gummy".

Have her take her dentures out before she starts and she can gum you like theres no tomorrow!

Bil, you're cut from the same cloth as I am. The sicker the better as far as I'm concerned. Turn out the light, turn 'em around, and their all super models.

cfish78 · 08-24-2004, 12:23 PM

man I could see that one coming from miles away.

rdunahoe · 08-25-2004, 02:57 PM

HA, HA , GREAT MAN....

rdunahoe · 08-27-2004, 08:14 PM

excellent joke...I get to tell everyone at work.thanks.

sky_driver · 08-28-2004, 01:45 PM

Ecxellent joke

Reese · 08-29-2004, 12:54 AM

hahaha good one

I got one! Same situation, but the guys are thinking completely opposite things, what is each one thinking.

Guy on tight rope: I shouldn't have had those few beers first.
Guy getting the BJ: I should have had a few beers first.

08-18-2004, 05:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	Here's a riddle for the intellectually minded At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth: One is walking a tightrope between two skyscrapers, & the other is getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman. They are each thinking the exact same thing. What are they thinking? answer below...... Don't look down.

08-18-2004, 06:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dennis Tilted Location: Scranton, PA	Pretty good. But i would not recieve a blowjob from an 85 year-old woman, unless i am an 85 year-old man. Last edited by Dennis; 08-18-2004 at 06:27 AM.. Reason: typo

08-18-2004, 03:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	You don't know what your mising if you havent had a "gummy". Have her take her dentures out before she starts and she can gum you like theres no tomorrow! __________________ Born to Lose.

08-19-2004, 12:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Hahaha. Good one __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

08-25-2004, 02:57 PM	#11 (permalink)
rdunahoe Upright Location: Charleston,S.C.	HA, HA , GREAT MAN.... __________________ you can go in my jack yard and back off anytime

08-19-2004, 01:02 AM	#7 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	That was sick, good, but sick

08-19-2004, 12:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	it was all kosher until biljan's comment...that was sick, absolutely disgusting

08-24-2004, 12:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
cfish78 Banned	man I could see that one coming from miles away.

08-27-2004, 08:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
rdunahoe Upright Location: Charleston,S.C.	excellent joke...I get to tell everyone at work.thanks. __________________ you can go in my jack yard and back off anytime

08-28-2004, 01:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
sky_driver Insane	Ecxellent joke

08-29-2004, 12:54 AM	#14 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	hahaha good one I got one! Same situation, but the guys are thinking completely opposite things, what is each one thinking. Guy on tight rope: I shouldn't have had those few beers first. Guy getting the BJ: I should have had a few beers first. __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry