mino

Sorry if this has been posted before, but it's a favourite.

A young girl comes home one day and tells her mama: "Mama, I've met a beautiful man, we're madly in love, and we're getting married tomorrow!"

Mama says: "What does he do?"

The girl says that he's a sailor, and Mama shakes her head. "If you love this boy, you can marry him, but remember: sailors are disgusting men and he'll try and get you to do disgusting things. Now, when you're married, Mama won't mind if you make love to him; he might want you do a few different things, and that's OK. But if he EVER says to you 'Roll over, and we'll do it up the other way', I want you to get up and leave! Good girls NEVER do that!"

So the girl goes off and marries the sailor, and they have a wonderful sex life. After a year or so, though, curiosity is driving her nuts. Eventually, she can't stand it, and as she's in bed with her husband about to get down and dirty, she leans over and whispers to him "How about I roll over, and we'll do it up the other way?"

Her husband looks at her, shocked, and says "Are you serious? And fill the house up with a bunch of screamin' kids!??!"

Shpoop

hahah thats good

WarriorBuddha

that's great dude...

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minxkitty

Ha! Loves it.

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Corneo

Hahaha good one.

Marburg

Bwhahaha.
You'd think that after years of reading jokes like this I'd be able to see them coming by now.

LOL, that was a good one.

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cheese

nice... and im a salior