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TerresqueÜ · 05-13-2003, 01:08 PM

Two hoboes are sitting in a boxcar of a train one says to the other "I must be the luckiest hobo! I found $20 yesterday and I went into town for a nice meal."

His friend says to him "I think your wrong, I am the luckiest hobo. Yesterday I untied this beautiful naked woman from the train tracks. To reward me we went into the woods and had sex for hours!"

The other hobo stunned says "Wow! You really are the luckiest hobo! Did she give you a blowjob?"

To which his friend responds "Nah I couldn't find her head!"

GoldenOuroboros · 05-13-2003, 05:47 PM

oh man.. that's so wrong..

DEI37 · 05-13-2003, 06:09 PM

So wrong, yet so funny!

hotzot · 05-13-2003, 07:18 PM

nasty is right!

pazza · 05-13-2003, 07:38 PM

thats is a damn funny joke even if it is sick

Junchbailey · 05-13-2003, 08:07 PM

I must go now and tell every one I know that joke.

The Cotb · 05-13-2003, 08:24 PM

Emailing my father with that one right now...

Kadath · 05-13-2003, 09:37 PM

Man, and I thought it was going to be the joke about the buttered carrot. That's a shocker.

jujueye · 05-14-2003, 08:32 AM

hahaha....good stuff.

John_Gault · 05-14-2003, 12:58 PM

That's sick. I don't know but 20 or 30 people who will think that's funny.

AnUnkind · 05-15-2003, 11:13 PM

Best joke I have read in this forum so far...

macmanmike6100 · 05-16-2003, 12:01 AM

lolololol wow this one made me laugh out loud

christophagust · 05-16-2003, 12:19 AM

heard this one before, but it is still worth a good laugh.

GremlinDelirium · 05-16-2003, 09:06 PM

Thats sick yo... (but still funny)

gfandy · 05-16-2003, 09:58 PM

Just what I needed. Thanks.

Frowning Budah · 05-17-2003, 08:37 AM

Blind sided me. Very funny.

DarkerCourse · 05-17-2003, 01:23 PM

Ugh :~*(

Eviltree · 05-17-2003, 04:21 PM

hehe, it is funny

Xapphire · 05-19-2003, 06:40 AM

gah, that's awful, but damn if I can stop laughing

vevaphon · 05-25-2003, 10:56 PM

gah.

gah gah gah.

i had to find this one today. i think it's going to be spread around.. so sharing this.

riptide4070 · 05-26-2003, 08:21 AM

crude, but it gets the job done

Flesh · 05-26-2003, 09:48 AM

heh funny.

morlock · 05-27-2003, 12:06 AM

ewwww

small one · 05-27-2003, 01:51 AM

That's awful

05-13-2003, 01:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Lucky hoboes - Funny but icky Two hoboes are sitting in a boxcar of a train one says to the other "I must be the luckiest hobo! I found $20 yesterday and I went into town for a nice meal." His friend says to him "I think your wrong, I am the luckiest hobo. Yesterday I untied this beautiful naked woman from the train tracks. To reward me we went into the woods and had sex for hours!" The other hobo stunned says "Wow! You really are the luckiest hobo! Did she give you a blowjob?" To which his friend responds "Nah I couldn't find her head!" __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-13-2003, 05:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	oh man.. that's so wrong.. __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

05-13-2003, 06:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	So wrong, yet so funny! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-13-2003, 07:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	nasty is right! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

05-13-2003, 07:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	thats is a damn funny joke even if it is sick __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

05-13-2003, 08:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	I must go now and tell every one I know that joke. __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

05-13-2003, 08:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Cotb Talks With His Hands Location: Ol' Virginny	Emailing my father with that one right now... __________________ I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look at it.

05-13-2003, 09:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Man, and I thought it was going to be the joke about the buttered carrot. That's a shocker. __________________ it's quiet in here

05-14-2003, 08:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	hahaha....good stuff.

05-14-2003, 12:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
John_Gault Crazy Location: Beach House on the Moon	That's sick. I don't know but 20 or 30 people who will think that's funny. __________________ The battle against abject stupidity cannot be fought with reason. I am Head inquisitor in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does... Join the Revolution!

05-15-2003, 11:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
AnUnkind Crazy Location: INCONUS	Best joke I have read in this forum so far... __________________ yeah, you SHOULD feel stupid....

05-16-2003, 12:01 AM	#12 (permalink)
macmanmike6100 High Honorary Junkie Location: Tri-state.	lolololol wow this one made me laugh out loud

05-16-2003, 12:19 AM	#13 (permalink)
christophagust Upright Location: pittsburgh, so to be elsewhere	heard this one before, but it is still worth a good laugh. __________________ who dares wins... and sometimes loses

05-16-2003, 09:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Thats sick yo... (but still funny) __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

05-16-2003, 09:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
gfandy Upright Location: San Francisco	Just what I needed. Thanks.

05-17-2003, 08:37 AM	#16 (permalink)
Frowning Budah Slave of Fear	Blind sided me. Very funny.

05-17-2003, 01:23 PM	#17 (permalink)
DarkerCourse Banned	Ugh :~*(

05-26-2003, 08:21 AM	#21 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	crude, but it gets the job done __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-26-2003, 09:48 AM	#22 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	heh funny.

05-17-2003, 04:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	hehe, it is funny

05-19-2003, 06:40 AM	#19 (permalink)
Xapphire Crazy Location: Dallas TX (close enough)	gah, that's awful, but damn if I can stop laughing

05-25-2003, 10:56 PM	#20 (permalink)
vevaphon Insane Location: Ass end of Nowhere	gah. gah gah gah. i had to find this one today. i think it's going to be spread around.. so sharing this. __________________ "Faster. And faster still. Until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." --- DKM

05-27-2003, 01:51 AM	#24 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	That's awful