bullmoose

A man calls his boss one morning and tells him that he is staying home because he is not feeling well.

"Whats the matter?" He asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?" He asks.

"I cant see my ass coming to work today."

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Destrox

hah, that got me to chuckle.

thanks

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CoachAlan

She must have been really sick... Sick of work, that is.

Nice twist on the premise - thanks for the post.

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bendsley

HAHAHHA....thats awesome

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uffjohn

made me chuckle thanks

Almo

Made me smile.

chileno

great joke, need to try it on my retarded boss

loganmule

cute, and one that applies from time to time

Eweser

Made me laugh out loud. (at work)

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