unoaman

A man and a woman, who had never met before, find themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly. He in the upper bunk, and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me an extra blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a few moments of silence, he farted.

bullmoose

Got a good chuckle out of that one. Sad but true.

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Blonddie

Made me chuckle a bit...real life humor always does though..

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Shpoop

haha...ive heard it before but never hte farting part...it made me laugh

pfchuber

i love the added twist

Delvid

Very true.

phedre

heh i didnt see that one coming