bullmoose

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title!


In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

1. Toothpaste
2. Deodorant
3. Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone.

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thebeat

ROFL!

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edmos1

haha, that is hilariious

Slauncha Man

Heh. Nice.

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absorbentishe

Oh that is so good!

Bobaphat

I heard that one a few days ago. My friend who told it to me actually had me convinced before the punchline. Definately a good one

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phedre

ah u gotta love those frenchies!

PayUp

Same here. I was thinking holy shit, banned substances, not Lance

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Shpoop

i thought it nothing more than a stereotypical, meager french joke, until the end about the testicle and the backbone...that actually got me laughing out loud.

Jackebear

Haha.

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tosan

Funny!

Kind of reminds me of the ad selling an Italian WWII rifle. "Never fired and only dropped once"

chileno

good one, other than the testicle part

WarriorBuddha

any joke that makes fun of the french is good in my book.

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assilem

I agree!

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Esoteric

Hahaha, pretty funny.

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ancientk

caught this thread late but very funny

If you watched the OLN behind the scenes specials you could see the team was very fearful of "reporters" planting something in his room. The team director was very concerned with the cameras around wondering who these guys were.