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bullmoose · 08-11-2004, 08:32 AM

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title!

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

1. Toothpaste
2. Deodorant
3. Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone.

thebeat · 08-11-2004, 08:36 AM

ROFL!

edmos1 · 08-11-2004, 08:50 AM

haha, that is hilariious

Slauncha Man · 08-11-2004, 09:46 AM

Heh. Nice.

absorbentishe · 08-11-2004, 10:09 AM

Oh that is so good!

Bobaphat · 08-11-2004, 10:37 AM

I heard that one a few days ago. My friend who told it to me actually had me convinced before the punchline. Definately a good one

phedre · 08-11-2004, 01:12 PM

ah u gotta love those frenchies!

PayUp · 08-11-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobaphat
I heard that one a few days ago. My friend who told it to me actually had me convinced before the punchline. Definately a good one

Same here. I was thinking holy shit, banned substances, not Lance

Shpoop · 08-11-2004, 04:56 PM

i thought it nothing more than a stereotypical, meager french joke, until the end about the testicle and the backbone...that actually got me laughing out loud.

Jackebear · 08-12-2004, 01:19 AM

Haha.

tosan · 08-13-2004, 03:39 PM

Funny!

Kind of reminds me of the ad selling an Italian WWII rifle. "Never fired and only dropped once"

chileno · 08-16-2004, 06:58 PM

good one, other than the testicle part

WarriorBuddha · 08-18-2004, 04:28 AM

any joke that makes fun of the french is good in my book.

assilem · 08-18-2004, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarriorBuddha

any joke that makes fun of the french is good in my book.

I agree!

Esoteric · 08-18-2004, 07:12 PM

Hahaha, pretty funny.

ancientk · 02-21-2005, 09:43 PM

caught this thread late but very funny

If you watched the OLN behind the scenes specials you could see the team was very fearful of "reporters" planting something in his room. The team director was very concerned with the cameras around wondering who these guys were.

08-11-2004, 08:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
bullmoose Wookie Location: Howdy from Oklahoma	Lance Armstrong may lose 6th title CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title! In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The 3 substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows: 1. Toothpaste 2. Deodorant 3. Soap The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone. __________________ Rehab is for quitters. Last edited by bullmoose; 08-11-2004 at 08:36 AM..

08-11-2004, 08:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
thebeat Insane Location: Deep South	ROFL! __________________ random

08-11-2004, 09:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
Slauncha Man Crazy Location: Ann Arbor, MI	Heh. Nice. __________________ -Slauncha

08-11-2004, 10:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bobaphat whoopity doo Location: Seattle	I heard that one a few days ago. My friend who told it to me actually had me convinced before the punchline. Definately a good one __________________ --size matters not-- yoda

08-12-2004, 01:19 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jackebear Insane	Haha. __________________ Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

08-11-2004, 08:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
edmos1 Daddy Location: Right next door to Hell	haha, that is hilariious

08-11-2004, 10:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Oh that is so good!

08-11-2004, 01:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
phedre Upright Location: NYC, baby!	ah u gotta love those frenchies!

08-11-2004, 04:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	i thought it nothing more than a stereotypical, meager french joke, until the end about the testicle and the backbone...that actually got me laughing out loud.

08-13-2004, 03:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
tosan Upright	Funny! Kind of reminds me of the ad selling an Italian WWII rifle. "Never fired and only dropped once"

08-16-2004, 06:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
chileno Upright	good one, other than the testicle part

08-18-2004, 04:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	any joke that makes fun of the french is good in my book. __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

08-18-2004, 07:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Hahaha, pretty funny. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

02-21-2005, 09:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
ancientk Upright	caught this thread late but very funny If you watched the OLN behind the scenes specials you could see the team was very fearful of "reporters" planting something in his room. The team director was very concerned with the cameras around wondering who these guys were.