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Old 08-11-2004, 08:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Lance Armstrong may lose 6th title

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title!


In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

1. Toothpaste
2. Deodorant
3. Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone.
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Old 08-11-2004, 08:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ROFL!
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Old 08-11-2004, 08:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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haha, that is hilariious
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Old 08-11-2004, 09:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Heh. Nice.
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Old 08-11-2004, 10:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh that is so good!
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Old 08-11-2004, 10:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I heard that one a few days ago. My friend who told it to me actually had me convinced before the punchline. Definately a good one
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Old 08-11-2004, 01:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ah u gotta love those frenchies!
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Old 08-11-2004, 03:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I heard that one a few days ago. My friend who told it to me actually had me convinced before the punchline. Definately a good one
Same here. I was thinking holy shit, banned substances, not Lance
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Old 08-11-2004, 04:56 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i thought it nothing more than a stereotypical, meager french joke, until the end about the testicle and the backbone...that actually got me laughing out loud.
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Old 08-12-2004, 01:19 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Haha.
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Old 08-13-2004, 03:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Funny!

Kind of reminds me of the ad selling an Italian WWII rifle. "Never fired and only dropped once"
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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good one, other than the testicle part
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Old 08-18-2004, 04:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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any joke that makes fun of the french is good in my book.
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
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any joke that makes fun of the french is good in my book.
I agree!
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Old 08-18-2004, 07:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Hahaha, pretty funny.
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Old 02-21-2005, 09:43 PM   #16 (permalink)
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caught this thread late but very funny

If you watched the OLN behind the scenes specials you could see the team was very fearful of "reporters" planting something in his room. The team director was very concerned with the cameras around wondering who these guys were.
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