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Old 08-09-2004, 05:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Smart Wife

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be
gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes
for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the
office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up." "Oh!
Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she
does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came
home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him
home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to
do?"

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The wife replies, "I did, they're in your fishing box
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Old 08-09-2004, 06:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Busted!
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Old 08-09-2004, 10:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I like it, nice one.
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Old 08-09-2004, 10:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Smart woman. He is in deep shiat.
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Old 08-09-2004, 07:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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sooooo busted.. haha .
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Old 08-10-2004, 12:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Fantastic! This recently happened to my buddy. His wife went back to Ohio to see some "old friends," but she packed all her nicest and naughtiest lingerie. His suspicions were confirmed later, of course, when he found out that she had actually gone to Canada to meet up with some guy she was planning on running away with.
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Old 08-10-2004, 04:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Originally posted by CoachAlan
Fantastic! This recently happened to my buddy. His wife went back to Ohio to see some "old friends," but she packed all her nicest and naughtiest lingerie. His suspicions were confirmed later, of course, when he found out that she had actually gone to Canada to meet up with some guy she was planning on running away with.
She sounds like a dirty C%#*! It's amazing how stupid people become when they have illicit sex on their mind.
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Old 08-10-2004, 09:27 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Now we know why women are the fairer sex.
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Old 08-11-2004, 03:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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nice nice
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Old 08-11-2004, 05:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Ha! Love this joke.
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Old 08-12-2004, 06:37 AM   #11 (permalink)
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lol, good one
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Old 08-13-2004, 01:26 AM   #12 (permalink)
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She's one crafty woman
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