08-09-2004, 05:23 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: MD
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The Smart Wife
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up." "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" You'll love the answer... ....... ........ ......... ........ ......... ........ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... .......... ......... ......... The wife replies, "I did, they're in your fishing box |
08-09-2004, 07:29 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Fortress of Solitude
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sooooo busted.. haha .
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08-10-2004, 12:49 AM | #6 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Las Vegas
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Fantastic! This recently happened to my buddy. His wife went back to Ohio to see some "old friends," but she packed all her nicest and naughtiest lingerie. His suspicions were confirmed later, of course, when he found out that she had actually gone to Canada to meet up with some guy she was planning on running away with.
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08-10-2004, 04:11 AM | #7 (permalink) | |
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Location: MD
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