Cheers detergent

[h4w4ii4n]

Salesman walks up to the house and rings the doorbell. A girl in bathrobe answers the door. He is going door to door selling the brand new Cheers detergent and asked to give a demonstration. She agrees and lets him in.

Salesman "May I have your robe for the demonstration?"
Girl "NO! I only got on bra and panties underneath"
Salesman "Well I need to wash something. I'll bet that I can make your robe cleaner and better smelling than ever before."
GIrl "alright, let me see what you got"

Salesman grabs her robe and starts with the demonstration.

Salesman "Wash wash wash in the brand new Cheers, rinse rinse rinse in the water so clear *sniff sniff* ahhhh smells like fresh air!"
Girl "Wow that is amazing. I never had my robe so fresh and clean"
Salesman "Great, how many can I put you down for?"
Girl "Nah...I don't know. My detergent is still pretty good..."
Salesman "Ok then, let me wash your bra for you, you won't believe how fresh it gets"

Girl hands over the brah and the salesman goes to work again.

Salesman "Wash wash wash in the brand new Cheers, rinse rinse rinse in the water so clear, *sniff sniff* ahhhh smell like fresh air!"
Girl "That is just amazing. But I'm still not convinced"
Salesman "Ok maam, please let me wash your panties. If you are still not satisfied after that I will leave immediately."

The girl wanted nothing more than the kick this guy out the door so she hands him the panties.

Salesman "Wash wash wash in the brand new Cheers, rinse rinse rinse in the water so clear, *sniff sniff*ummm..... Wash wash wash in the..."

[DEI37]

Ouch! Poor woman! I'd probably have to fuck her just to make her feel better!

[luder]

it's a real stupid joke

i just can't laugh about it

[mordret]

stupid but funny enough for me ! Thanks !!!

[taengland]

that goes hand in hand with one of the posts for when you know you've had a good time.....

[tosan]

This would be great out loud giving the refrain a melody. I'll be trying it on my co-workers tomorrow. Thanks.