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h4w4ii4n · 07-12-2004, 04:43 PM

Salesman walks up to the house and rings the doorbell. A girl in bathrobe answers the door. He is going door to door selling the brand new Cheers detergent and asked to give a demonstration. She agrees and lets him in.

Salesman "May I have your robe for the demonstration?"
Girl "NO! I only got on bra and panties underneath"
Salesman "Well I need to wash something. I'll bet that I can make your robe cleaner and better smelling than ever before."
GIrl "alright, let me see what you got"

Salesman grabs her robe and starts with the demonstration.

Salesman "Wash wash wash in the brand new Cheers, rinse rinse rinse in the water so clear *sniff sniff* ahhhh smells like fresh air!"
Girl "Wow that is amazing. I never had my robe so fresh and clean"
Salesman "Great, how many can I put you down for?"
Girl "Nah...I don't know. My detergent is still pretty good..."
Salesman "Ok then, let me wash your bra for you, you won't believe how fresh it gets"

Girl hands over the brah and the salesman goes to work again.

Salesman "Wash wash wash in the brand new Cheers, rinse rinse rinse in the water so clear, *sniff sniff* ahhhh smell like fresh air!"
Girl "That is just amazing. But I'm still not convinced"
Salesman "Ok maam, please let me wash your panties. If you are still not satisfied after that I will leave immediately."

The girl wanted nothing more than the kick this guy out the door so she hands him the panties.

Salesman "Wash wash wash in the brand new Cheers, rinse rinse rinse in the water so clear, *sniff sniff*ummm..... Wash wash wash in the..."

DEI37 · 07-12-2004, 05:25 PM

Ouch! Poor woman! I'd probably have to fuck her just to make her feel better!

luder · 07-15-2004, 10:24 PM

it's a real stupid joke

i just can't laugh about it

mordret · 07-20-2004, 07:37 AM

stupid but funny enough for me ! Thanks !!!

taengland · 07-22-2004, 04:21 AM

that goes hand in hand with one of the posts for when you know you've had a good time.....

tosan · 08-10-2004, 05:06 PM

This would be great out loud giving the refrain a melody. I'll be trying it on my co-workers tomorrow. Thanks.

07-12-2004, 04:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
h4w4ii4n Upright	Cheers detergent Salesman walks up to the house and rings the doorbell. A girl in bathrobe answers the door. He is going door to door selling the brand new Cheers detergent and asked to give a demonstration. She agrees and lets him in. Salesman "May I have your robe for the demonstration?" Girl "NO! I only got on bra and panties underneath" Salesman "Well I need to wash something. I'll bet that I can make your robe cleaner and better smelling than ever before." GIrl "alright, let me see what you got" Salesman grabs her robe and starts with the demonstration. Salesman "Wash wash wash in the brand new Cheers, rinse rinse rinse in the water so clear sniff sniff ahhhh smells like fresh air!" Girl "Wow that is amazing. I never had my robe so fresh and clean" Salesman "Great, how many can I put you down for?" Girl "Nah...I don't know. My detergent is still pretty good..." Salesman "Ok then, let me wash your bra for you, you won't believe how fresh it gets" Girl hands over the brah and the salesman goes to work again. Salesman "Wash wash wash in the brand new Cheers, rinse rinse rinse in the water so clear, sniff sniff ahhhh smell like fresh air!" Girl "That is just amazing. But I'm still not convinced" Salesman "Ok maam, please let me wash your panties. If you are still not satisfied after that I will leave immediately." The girl wanted nothing more than the kick this guy out the door so she hands him the panties. Salesman "Wash wash wash in the brand new Cheers, rinse rinse rinse in the water so clear, sniff sniffummm..... Wash wash wash in the..."

07-12-2004, 05:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Ouch! Poor woman! I'd probably have to fuck her just to make her feel better! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

07-22-2004, 04:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
taengland Upright Location: right here, can't you see me?	that goes hand in hand with one of the posts for when you know you've had a good time..... __________________ If you're having a bad day, find someone worse off than you and laugh at them....

07-15-2004, 10:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
luder Upright Location: Vienna, Austria	it's a real stupid joke i just can't laugh about it

07-20-2004, 07:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
mordret Tilted Location: Metz, France	stupid but funny enough for me ! Thanks !!!

08-10-2004, 05:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
tosan Upright	This would be great out loud giving the refrain a melody. I'll be trying it on my co-workers tomorrow. Thanks.