ngdawg

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.

The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear, "she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman.

My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile.

I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."



Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 AM at St. Anthony's Memorial Chapel

braindamage351

The truth hurts...

bullmoose

Amen.

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Corneo

Owww..... thats painful.

deportes

good one

PayUp

R.I.P. Sounds like the poor bastard is in a better place now.

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Blonddie

hahahaha....I will make sure my husband gets a copy, for the next time I give him one of those 'how do I look?" questions

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Akira

Ouch... But really funny.

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