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Old 08-02-2004, 06:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Real Story Just Happend!

So im as I type this I'm on the air at the radio station. Answer the request line, guy says "Hey, I gotta question about your new website." (We just updated ours) So I proceed to tell him "ask away." (The Guy) "I was just wondering when Shea's (She is a weekend chick, hot and I want her) biography and picture were gonna be up." (Me) I'm really not sure though but no reason to get excited, she's fat and ugly." (Guy) "We'll Im her dad" (Me) Oh My God (laughing in the process) Sir, I'm really in love your daughter, do I have your permission to marry her." (Guys Laughs)

Sorry if you didn't find this funny, but I certainly did, never expected her dad to call :O
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sorry if you didn't find this funny, but I certainly did, never expected her dad to call :O
hehe. I've got similar memories from my radio days. Can't say as I blame you for what you said - seems like the women are always getting callers who are borderline stalkers.
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That was sooooo good!!!
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Old 08-02-2004, 08:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That caused a chuckle.
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Old 08-03-2004, 08:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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wow, I need a radio job
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Old 08-03-2004, 12:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Your sure mannaged to get out of that one nicely. Funny story.
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Old 08-03-2004, 06:07 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Truly amazing. What luck.
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Old 08-04-2004, 01:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Smooth talker.
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Old 08-06-2004, 05:41 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2004, 05:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Well if you ever get the girl, be prepared for a "Meet the Parents" scenario!!
Funny story!
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Old 08-09-2004, 12:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
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so, is she really fat and ugly?

awesome story though
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