How To Drive People Insane - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

LittleOralAnnie · 07-09-2003, 03:00 PM

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

7. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

8. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like
it that way.

9. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does.

(This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

10. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them where you're going. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

11. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

clifclav · 07-10-2003, 07:34 AM

funny stuff. thanks

big_bubba · 07-10-2003, 12:13 PM

LOL last time I heard that was a couple years ago..I forgot about it!!!

absorbentishe · 07-10-2003, 06:02 PM

Paging yourself is a classic... Heard it before, but funny non the less!

alpha phi · 07-13-2003, 04:48 AM

This is gonna' be fun!
A little monday cheer

07-09-2003, 03:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	How To Drive People Insane 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 7. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." 8. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way. 9. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.) 10. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them where you're going. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." 11. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

07-10-2003, 07:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	funny stuff. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

07-13-2003, 04:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
alpha phi seeker Location: home	This is gonna' be fun! A little monday cheer __________________ All ideas in this communication are sole property of the voices in my head. (C) 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 "The Voices" (TM). All rights reserved.

07-10-2003, 12:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
big_bubba Psycho	LOL last time I heard that was a couple years ago..I forgot about it!!!

07-10-2003, 06:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Paging yourself is a classic... Heard it before, but funny non the less!