In Memoriam for The Pillsbury Doughboy - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 05-12-2003, 05:30 PM

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemina delivered the eulogy and lovingly described the Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very (smart) cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was considered a roll model by many, even as a crusty old man.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

DEI37 · 05-12-2003, 06:15 PM

That's pretty good. Whoever thunk that up was pretty clever.

hotzot · 05-12-2003, 10:38 PM

not bad

small one · 05-13-2003, 01:41 AM

One of the best jokes I've heard in ages

Charlatan · 07-09-2003, 06:15 AM

He will rise again...

DEI37 · 07-09-2003, 02:49 PM

I like this. A fun play on words.

clifclav · 07-10-2003, 07:39 AM

some good punning. thanks

big_bubba · 07-10-2003, 12:16 PM

Heh, puns are the best

Gortexfogg · 07-10-2003, 06:01 PM

"one in the oven"! Hahahaha! "Not considered a very smart cookie". Great stuff!

lionrock · 07-12-2003, 07:27 PM

While paramedics were performing CPR, all he could say was "eh Hee hee!"

microdot · 07-13-2003, 01:43 AM

haha, i've seen that before, but always good to rehash old jokes.

05-12-2003, 05:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	In Memoriam for The Pillsbury Doughboy Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemina delivered the eulogy and lovingly described the Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very (smart) cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was considered a roll model by many, even as a crusty old man. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

05-12-2003, 06:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's pretty good. Whoever thunk that up was pretty clever. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-12-2003, 10:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	not bad __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

07-09-2003, 06:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	He will rise again... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-09-2003, 02:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	I like this. A fun play on words. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-13-2003, 01:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	One of the best jokes I've heard in ages

07-10-2003, 07:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	some good punning. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

07-10-2003, 12:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
big_bubba Psycho	Heh, puns are the best

07-10-2003, 06:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	"one in the oven"! Hahahaha! "Not considered a very smart cookie". Great stuff!

07-12-2003, 07:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
lionrock Insane	While paramedics were performing CPR, all he could say was "eh Hee hee!"

07-13-2003, 01:43 AM	#11 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	haha, i've seen that before, but always good to rehash old jokes.