Cow Tracking
 

Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate.

They can also track her calves right to their stalls and tell you what kind of feed they ate.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in their country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.

My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country.

LOL...yeah, I could see that working. ALthought, they'd probably sell the cow for drug money.

hahaha. :) logical reasoning? :P

Not really funny...

ROFL. Brilliant logic. 10/10

meh

Ummm...no, not really. I didn't pay enough attention back in critical thinking to remember the name of the logical fallacy you have just committed, but I'm leaning towards the straw man. I hope youre not too serious about this thread...

the simple answer? No its not amazing because the cows live in little boxes we make for em their whole lives. And since they are property and do more or less what we make em do, they is documentation on them all over the place. The same way you can tell which jiffy lube you took your car to 3k mi ago (you do change your oil on time dont you? :p).

On the other hand, if the cows were agile, intelligent like humans, smaller, and were trying NOT to be found it could be different.

ninja cows...yeah, definitely.

Oh great now we will have suicide cow bombers.

I must admit that comment is funnier than my joke.

the cow didnt actually have mad cow disease - it was a retaliation move for canada's refusal to join the US in the iraqi war.

sorry to politicize the joke ;)