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Old 07-28-2004, 01:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Poor Paul

Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agrees and again they make love.

Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Paul, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
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Old 07-28-2004, 02:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ouch, so cold!
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Old 07-29-2004, 12:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2004, 01:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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that's fucking hilarious.
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Old 07-29-2004, 01:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Funny in a sad sort of way.
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Old 07-30-2004, 07:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
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ahahaha, excellent!!!
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Old 07-30-2004, 07:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hahaha, how does she know she'll get up in the morning.. maybe what he got was infectious?

hahah~ nice joke
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Old 07-30-2004, 08:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2004, 11:31 AM   #9 (permalink)
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haha good one.
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Old 08-10-2004, 04:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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...and he's gonna wake up dead.
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Old 08-10-2004, 08:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Cold but true.....

and pretty darm funny!
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Old 08-11-2004, 10:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Perhaps after death, he'll become an angel, and then he'll give a flying fuck.

God I'm so unfunny. Good post, thanks a lot!
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