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SirLance 07-28-2004 01:05 PM

Poor Paul
 
Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agrees and again they make love.

Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Paul, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."

Vizzini 07-28-2004 02:25 PM

Ouch, so cold!

sillygirl 07-29-2004 12:08 PM

!!!!

nogoodreason 07-29-2004 01:20 PM

that's fucking hilarious.

Gotenks 07-29-2004 01:43 PM

Funny in a sad sort of way.

mikec 07-30-2004 07:19 AM

ahahaha, excellent!!!

xeem 07-30-2004 07:47 AM

Hahaha, how does she know she'll get up in the morning.. maybe what he got was infectious?

hahah~ :) nice joke

07-30-2004 08:26 AM

awwwwwwwwww

Delvid 07-30-2004 11:31 AM

haha good one.

tosan 08-10-2004 04:51 PM

...and he's gonna wake up dead.

Blonddie 08-10-2004 08:47 PM

Cold but true.....

and pretty darm funny!

crackpot 08-11-2004 10:46 AM

Perhaps after death, he'll become an angel, and then he'll give a flying fuck.

God I'm so unfunny. Good post, thanks a lot!


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