In the pisser
 

A Marine and a sailor walk into the head (restroom) and commence to urinate. After finishing, the sailor turns to the sink and starts washing his hands. The Marine turns and starts for the door. Not wanting to let the opportunity pass, the sailor says "When I went to bootcamp, they taught us to wash our hands after we used the head". The Marine replied, "When I went to bootcamp, they taught us not to piss on our hands".

That brings up a fine point indeed...

That brings up a fine point indeed..., no kidding

Heard something like that before, but instead of sailor and marine it was students from rival colleges in my home state.

fixed for every group out there


A [insert person from group 1]and a [insert person from group 2] walk into the head (restroom) and commence to urinate. After finishing, the [insert person from group 2] turns to the sink and starts washing his hands. The [insert person from group 1]turns and starts for the door. Not wanting to let the opportunity pass, the [insert person from group 2] says "When I went to bootcamp, they taught us to wash our hands after we used the head". The [insert person from group 1]replied, "When I went to bootcamp, they taught us not to piss on our hands".

NOW fixed for every group out there

A [insert person from group 1]and a [insert person from group 2] walk into the head (restroom) and commence to urinate. After finishing, the [insert person from group 2] turns to the sink and starts washing his hands. The [insert person from group 1]turns and starts for the door. Not wanting to let the opportunity pass, the [insert person from group 2] says "When I went to [insert place of learning], they taught us to wash our hands after we used the head". The [insert person from group 1]replied, "When I went to [insert place of learning], they taught us not to piss on our hands".