The Offical Old School Yo Mamma Thread - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

paj · 07-31-2003, 11:47 PM

yo mamma's like burger king, home of the whopper

yo mamma's like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows

ill add more l8r

damhna · 08-02-2003, 01:51 AM

Yo Mama's SO fat , when im fuckin her I gotta roll her in flour and just aim for the wet spot.

Yo Mama's SO fat when im fuckin her I jes' slap her thighs and ride the waves in.

baboora · 08-06-2003, 10:42 PM

yo mama is yo mama is yo mama...

Booboo · 08-18-2003, 04:40 PM

Yo Momma's so fat... I dont know what to say cus she ate it!

Yo Momma's so fat, when she bends over it looks like two pigs fightin over a milk-dud

Yo Momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo Momma's so fat, when she was standing on a street corner the cops came and said "hey break it up!"

Shpoop · 08-18-2003, 05:07 PM

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, her tongue wears sunglasses (variation of a past one)
Yo mamma so old that she knew Burger King when he was a prince!
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she missed

dragon2fire · 08-18-2003, 05:17 PM

the classic

your mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house

badflsh · 08-18-2003, 06:59 PM

Yo mamma's so ugly, bigfoot takes pictures of her!

Mitzkrieg · 08-19-2003, 12:50 AM

yo mamma so fat, when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose.

mastboy4 · 08-20-2003, 06:29 AM

could never get tired of all these yo mamma jokes, so classic..

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 09:50 PM

Good ones, but my fav. is........Yo Mamma so poor she made you eat cereal with a fork to save milk.

Fremen · 08-20-2003, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueFaceBeast

Yo mamma's so fat she was standing in the middle of the road I swirved to avoid her and I ran outta gas.

This is my favorite.

Great thread, guys, keep it up.

m0rpheus · 08-21-2003, 10:52 PM

Yo momma's SO fat, her high school picture was an arial shot.

JamesS · 08-22-2003, 07:47 PM

Yo momma so fat, she got more chins than a Chinese telephone book.

Yo momma so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

And so on.. =)

Slims · 08-23-2003, 05:05 PM

Those are all awesome!

08-20-2003, 06:29 AM	#49 (permalink)
mastboy4 Crazy Location: Mexico	could never get tired of all these yo mamma jokes, so classic.. __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

08-21-2003, 10:52 PM	#52 (permalink)
m0rpheus bad craziness Location: Guelph, Ontario	Yo momma's SO fat, her high school picture was an arial shot. __________________ "it never got weird enough for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

08-22-2003, 07:47 PM	#53 (permalink)
JamesS Crazy Location: Land of the Hanging Chad	Yo momma so fat, she got more chins than a Chinese telephone book. Yo momma so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers. And so on.. =) __________________ The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. -- Albert Schweitzer

08-23-2003, 05:05 PM	#54 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Those are all awesome! __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-31-2003, 11:47 PM	#41 (permalink)
paj Tilted	yo mamma's like burger king, home of the whopper yo mamma's like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows ill add more l8r

08-02-2003, 01:51 AM	#42 (permalink)
damhna Tilted	Yo Mama's SO fat , when im fuckin her I gotta roll her in flour and just aim for the wet spot. Yo Mama's SO fat when im fuckin her I jes' slap her thighs and ride the waves in.

08-06-2003, 10:42 PM	#43 (permalink)
baboora Tilted	yo mama is yo mama is yo mama...

08-18-2003, 04:40 PM	#44 (permalink)
Booboo Insane	Yo Momma's so fat... I dont know what to say cus she ate it! Yo Momma's so fat, when she bends over it looks like two pigs fightin over a milk-dud Yo Momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. Yo Momma's so fat, when she was standing on a street corner the cops came and said "hey break it up!"

08-18-2003, 05:07 PM	#45 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, her tongue wears sunglasses (variation of a past one) Yo mamma so old that she knew Burger King when he was a prince! Yo mamma so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she missed

08-18-2003, 05:17 PM	#46 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	the classic your mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house

08-18-2003, 06:59 PM	#47 (permalink)
badflsh Tilted Location: Oregon	Yo mamma's so ugly, bigfoot takes pictures of her!

08-19-2003, 12:50 AM	#48 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	yo mamma so fat, when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose.

08-20-2003, 09:50 PM	#50 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Good ones, but my fav. is........Yo Mamma so poor she made you eat cereal with a fork to save milk.