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yo mamma's like burger king, home of the whopper
yo mamma's like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows ill add more l8r |
Yo Mama's SO fat , when im fuckin her I gotta roll her in flour and just aim for the wet spot.
Yo Mama's SO fat when im fuckin her I jes' slap her thighs and ride the waves in. |
yo mama is yo mama is yo mama...
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Yo Momma's so fat... I dont know what to say cus she ate it!
Yo Momma's so fat, when she bends over it looks like two pigs fightin over a milk-dud Yo Momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. Yo Momma's so fat, when she was standing on a street corner the cops came and said "hey break it up!" |
Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, her tongue wears sunglasses (variation of a past one)
Yo mamma so old that she knew Burger King when he was a prince! Yo mamma so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she missed |
the classic
your mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house |
Yo mamma's so ugly, bigfoot takes pictures of her!
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yo mamma so fat, when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose.
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could never get tired of all these yo mamma jokes, so classic..
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Good ones, but my fav. is........Yo Mamma so poor she made you eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Great thread, guys, keep it up. :D |
Yo momma's SO fat, her high school picture was an arial shot.
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Yo momma so fat, she got more chins than a Chinese telephone book.
Yo momma so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers. And so on.. =) |
Those are all awesome!
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