yo mamma's like burger king, home of the whopper

yo mamma's like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows

ill add more l8r

Yo Mama's SO fat , when im fuckin her I gotta roll her in flour and just aim for the wet spot.

Yo Mama's SO fat when im fuckin her I jes' slap her thighs and ride the waves in.

yo mama is yo mama is yo mama...

Yo Momma's so fat... I dont know what to say cus she ate it!

Yo Momma's so fat, when she bends over it looks like two pigs fightin over a milk-dud

Yo Momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo Momma's so fat, when she was standing on a street corner the cops came and said "hey break it up!"

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, her tongue wears sunglasses (variation of a past one)
Yo mamma so old that she knew Burger King when he was a prince!
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she missed

the classic

your mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house

Yo mamma's so ugly, bigfoot takes pictures of her!

yo mamma so fat, when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose.

could never get tired of all these yo mamma jokes, so classic..

Good ones, but my fav. is........Yo Mamma so poor she made you eat cereal with a fork to save milk.

This is my favorite. :lol:
Great thread, guys, keep it up. :D

Yo momma's SO fat, her high school picture was an arial shot.

Yo momma so fat, she got more chins than a Chinese telephone book.

Yo momma so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

And so on.. =)

Those are all awesome!