Simple_Min

....Bush withdrew from a speaking commitment when the European host wouldn't guarantee a standing ovation for his remarks on Iraq.

11. He's become accustomed to one since toilet training.

10. Will use the snub as pretext to invade later.

9. It's in his contract with the Fox network.

8. David Hasselhoff gets "standing-Os" in Strasbourg all the time.

7. How else can he measure the fealty of his subjects?

6. They always gave Clinton one.

5. Europe is such an arrogant country.

4. They seem to have forgotten how guys like his dad saved them from Nazi collaborators like his grandfather during World War 2.

3. He doesn't buy $14,000 suits for polite applause.

2. It's the least they can do if they're not going to bow and curtsy.

1. If the free press of the United States caves-in to his every demand, why should he expect any less from the rest of the world?

from: http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/

Memalvada

LOL this is hilarious

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Daval

moved to tilted humour.


good list btw.

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Eviltree

hehe, I like it

hotzot

mmmmm. 5 out of 10 humor wise

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Magpie0001

Erm, Europe is not a country, Its a continent.

Amaras

There is so much truth is this bit o' humour!

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Prophecy

I think the joke was calling bush ignorant...

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