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KellyC · 07-23-2004, 01:51 PM

Bad Luck Honey

A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up.

Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash, you were there when I lost my job, you were present when my parents died, and you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account.....and you know what?

Wife: What?

Man: I think you're bad luck.

what an asshole!

Karby · 07-23-2004, 01:55 PM

that made me chuckle. but i kinda saw it coming because of the title...

CoachAlan · 07-23-2004, 02:24 PM

Yeah, that's true. You need to be careful not to give away your punchline before the very end of the joke. I've actually considered using Spoiler: spoiler tags to protect my punchlines from early discovery.

KellyC · 07-23-2004, 02:28 PM

crap...I see it now...alright, i'll remember to make a better title next time...

PayUp · 07-24-2004, 05:12 PM

Excellent joke. The title didnt even really register till the end

07-23-2004, 01:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Bad Luck Honey Bad Luck Honey A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up. Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash, you were there when I lost my job, you were present when my parents died, and you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account.....and you know what? Wife: What? Man: I think you're bad luck. what an asshole!

07-23-2004, 01:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Karby Psycho Location: somewhere	that made me chuckle. but i kinda saw it coming because of the title... __________________ ~my karma ran over my dogma.~

07-23-2004, 02:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
CoachAlan Psycho Location: Las Vegas	Yeah, that's true. You need to be careful not to give away your punchline before the very end of the joke. I've actually considered using Spoiler: spoiler tags to protect my punchlines from early discovery. __________________ "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" - Mark Twain

07-23-2004, 02:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	crap...I see it now...alright, i'll remember to make a better title next time... __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

07-24-2004, 05:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	Excellent joke. The title didnt even really register till the end __________________ Born to Lose.