Bad Luck Honey
 

Bad Luck Honey

A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up.

Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash, you were there when I lost my job, you were present when my parents died, and you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account.....and you know what?

Wife: What?

Man: I think you're bad luck.


what an asshole! :lol:

that made me chuckle. but i kinda saw it coming because of the title...

Yeah, that's true. You need to be careful not to give away your punchline before the very end of the joke. I've actually considered using Spoiler: spoiler tags to protect my punchlines from early discovery.

crap...I see it now...alright, i'll remember to make a better title next time...

Excellent joke. The title didnt even really register till the end