07-23-2004, 10:55 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: in your imagination
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Ice Cream parlor
A little old man shuffled... slooooowly into an ice cream parlor, pulled himself... slooooooowly... painfully... up onto a stool.
After catching his breath... he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "Arthritis.
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07-24-2004, 08:12 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Fortress of Solitude
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hahahah thats a good one. didn't see that coming.
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cream, ice, parlor |
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