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Old 07-22-2004, 08:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The nun and the leprochans.

Two leprochans have a bet. To settle their bet, they take it to a convent. Mother Suprior answers the door, and says "Oh my goodness! Its a leprochan!"

The firt Leprochan replies, "Take it easy sister, I only wanna ask you a qustion. Are there any nuns in your convent that are my size?"

"No, little man, there is no nuns in my convent that are your size."

"Alright then. Are there any nuns in all of Ireland, that are my size?"

"No, little man, there are no nuns in all of Ireland that are your size."

"Alright then. One more question: Are there any nuns in all of the world, that are my size?"

"No, little man, I am quite sure there are no nuns in all of the word that are your size!"

"Okay then." The second leprochan starts laughing his ass off. But through the laughter, he manages to say "You see, i told you fucked a penguin!"
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Old 07-22-2004, 08:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Had no idea where that was going. Good one.
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Old 07-22-2004, 01:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol nice one
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Old 07-22-2004, 01:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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what a classic old joke.
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Old 07-22-2004, 09:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hahahahaha
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Old 07-22-2004, 10:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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FUNNY!
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Old 07-23-2004, 03:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2004, 04:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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good one!
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Old 07-23-2004, 04:57 PM   #10 (permalink)
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nice....
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:27 PM   #11 (permalink)
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That is funny, got me to laugh.
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Old 07-25-2004, 08:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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took me a bit, but hilarious none the less
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Old 07-25-2004, 09:43 PM   #13 (permalink)
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nice!!! I didn't see it coming...
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