cameroncrazy822

Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this:


A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."

The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"

"Sarah Finkel, room 302."

"I'll connect you with the nursing station."

"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."

The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!"

The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!"

"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me shit."

Destrox

To freakin true, I hate hospitals for this very reason.

They lead you blind.

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cameroncrazy822

I work in a hospital and even for me, surprisingly, it rings very true.

mofonyx

haha!

cchris

That's gold.

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-=shikamaru=-

Its funny cuz its true...

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unoaman

Hell thats nothing...I died in the summer of 2001, and they forgot to tell me, so I got better...

KellyC

My dad's doctor friend explains that the reason why they don't tell you anything is because they don't want you worrying or give you false hope.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.