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Quadraton 07-19-2004 08:03 PM

The Temptation
 
I posted this as a comment inside another thread over in Tilted Philosophy, but I figured it would be better suited in this forum.

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The Temptation

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is:

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Destrox 07-20-2004 07:25 AM

hehe, seen this one many times, and it is still a keeper.

Mavric98 07-20-2004 08:57 AM

This joke has been posted in this forum before, but still funny.

bullmoose 07-20-2004 01:28 PM

Well worth bringing back. Thanks.

Kazic 07-20-2004 08:53 PM

hahahahah I saw that before. its still hilarious.

Delvid 07-21-2004 01:14 PM

Repeat but good.

Mantus 07-21-2004 07:52 PM

I love that one.

mofonyx 07-24-2004 02:25 AM

wAHahahah! :P Thanks for the laugh

chileno 08-16-2004 07:37 PM

old but good

CoachAlan 08-17-2004 12:49 AM

What a great setup! This one will definitely be told at work tomorrow.

Gabbyness 08-20-2004 11:33 AM

Yep, I've heard this one differently, but it is still awesome.

DEI37 08-20-2004 05:12 PM

I guess the question is, though...what if you don't use condoms?

Ilow 08-21-2004 12:30 PM

always a great one!


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