mojodragon

Found this on Ebaum's World - it's good

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

KMA-628

too true, too true

/still laughing

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Corneo

lol thats too funny. My sides hurt.

Mantus

Bwahahahaha!

Kazic

heheh should have seen that coming.

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kajagoogoo

best one i've read all day!

slimshaydee

and that is how you get a chuckle out of slimshaydee

CamaroRS1967

Clever...very clever indeed!

Delvid

So true.

taengland

by jewely, does she mean a pearl necklace?????

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