A guy washes up on a desert island... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

ratbastid · 07-14-2004, 06:08 AM

He starts walking around, and the first thing he notices is that the sand on the beach is this dark red color. The sky is also dark red. He sees some dark red seagulls wheeling in the dark red sky. He comes across some dark red trees growing out of the dark red rocks. Suddenly he notices that his skin is starting to turn dark red too!

"Oh my god!" he cries, "I must be marooned!"

cchris · 07-14-2004, 07:06 AM

It's 1 AM here.

Thanks for waking my missus up.

Delvid · 07-14-2004, 07:42 AM

I can tell that one to the kids. Good joke.

Charlatan · 07-14-2004, 07:47 AM

What a maroon...

CoachAlan · 07-14-2004, 01:00 PM

That really tickles me. Nice work!

Corneo · 07-14-2004, 03:24 PM

Hahah that was good!

kajagoogoo · 07-14-2004, 07:00 PM

good one

KellyC · 07-14-2004, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Charlatan
What a maroon...

CoachAlan · 07-15-2004, 03:46 AM

I enjoyed this joke so much that I called my brother today to tell it to him. After the punchline there was a slight chuckle, and then... "I hope that's not the only reason you called."

Some people just don't know good humor when they hear it.

Kazic · 07-15-2004, 07:32 AM

hahah thts good stuff. it one of those rare clean jokes you can tell your boss.

07-14-2004, 06:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	A guy washes up on a desert island... He starts walking around, and the first thing he notices is that the sand on the beach is this dark red color. The sky is also dark red. He sees some dark red seagulls wheeling in the dark red sky. He comes across some dark red trees growing out of the dark red rocks. Suddenly he notices that his skin is starting to turn dark red too! "Oh my god!" he cries, "I must be marooned!"

07-14-2004, 07:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	It's 1 AM here. Thanks for waking my missus up. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-14-2004, 07:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	What a maroon... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-14-2004, 01:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
CoachAlan Psycho Location: Las Vegas	That really tickles me. Nice work! __________________ "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" - Mark Twain

07-15-2004, 03:46 AM	#9 (permalink)
CoachAlan Psycho Location: Las Vegas	I enjoyed this joke so much that I called my brother today to tell it to him. After the punchline there was a slight chuckle, and then... "I hope that's not the only reason you called." Some people just don't know good humor when they hear it. __________________ "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" - Mark Twain

07-14-2004, 07:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	I can tell that one to the kids. Good joke.

07-14-2004, 03:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Corneo Insane	Hahah that was good!

07-14-2004, 07:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
kajagoogoo Psycho	good one

07-15-2004, 07:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
Kazic Psycho Location: Fortress of Solitude	hahah thts good stuff. it one of those rare clean jokes you can tell your boss. __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989