ratbastid

He starts walking around, and the first thing he notices is that the sand on the beach is this dark red color. The sky is also dark red. He sees some dark red seagulls wheeling in the dark red sky. He comes across some dark red trees growing out of the dark red rocks. Suddenly he notices that his skin is starting to turn dark red too!

"Oh my god!" he cries, "I must be marooned!"

cchris

It's 1 AM here.

Thanks for waking my missus up.

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Delvid

I can tell that one to the kids. Good joke.

Charlatan

What a maroon...

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CoachAlan

That really tickles me. Nice work!

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Corneo

Hahah that was good!

kajagoogoo

good one

KellyC

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CoachAlan

I enjoyed this joke so much that I called my brother today to tell it to him. After the punchline there was a slight chuckle, and then... "I hope that's not the only reason you called."

Some people just don't know good humor when they hear it.

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Kazic

hahah thts good stuff. it one of those rare clean jokes you can tell your boss.

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affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in
darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening
to repetitive electronic music."
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