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bullmoose · 07-13-2004, 08:31 AM

Two blonde high school girls are having a phone conversation.

The most terrible thing has happend. Last night my boyfriend was working on his car, and the hood fell down and cut off his finger!

Oh my gawd! Did it cut off his whole finger?

No, thank goodness............... It was the one next to it.

matthew330 · 07-13-2004, 10:13 AM

is the fact that i don't get this a testament to my not being blonde, or should i just go dye my hair right now?

hrdwareguy · 07-13-2004, 10:42 AM

Took me a minute to get that one.

Think about it this way, instead of whole, use the word hole.

Bill O'Rights · 07-13-2004, 10:55 AM

C'mon guys...even this old fart got it.

Blackthorn · 07-13-2004, 06:58 PM

Someone mention that they need a whole finger?

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........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
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That's a great one to cut+paste into AIM, ICQ, etc...

Kazic · 07-13-2004, 09:41 PM

got it right off the bat. It is a good play on words though.
funny too.

small one · 07-14-2004, 01:06 AM

Short but very sweet

07-13-2004, 08:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
bullmoose Wookie Location: Howdy from Oklahoma	The Finger Two blonde high school girls are having a phone conversation. The most terrible thing has happend. Last night my boyfriend was working on his car, and the hood fell down and cut off his finger! Oh my gawd! Did it cut off his whole finger? No, thank goodness............... It was the one next to it.

07-13-2004, 10:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
hrdwareguy "Officer, I was in fear for my life" Location: Oklahoma City	Took me a minute to get that one. Think about it this way, instead of whole, use the word hole. __________________ Gun Control is hitting what you aim at Aim for the TFP, Donate Today

07-13-2004, 10:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	C'mon guys...even this old fart got it. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

07-13-2004, 06:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Someone mention that they need a whole finger? ......................./´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........'\'...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\ That's a great one to cut+paste into AIM, ICQ, etc... __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want? Last edited by kjroh; 07-13-2004 at 07:08 PM..

07-13-2004, 09:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kazic Psycho Location: Fortress of Solitude	got it right off the bat. It is a good play on words though. funny too. __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

07-13-2004, 10:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
matthew330 Banned	is the fact that i don't get this a testament to my not being blonde, or should i just go dye my hair right now?

07-14-2004, 01:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Short but very sweet