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bobby 07-13-2004 07:48 AM

misunderstanding
 
A woman is in a coma. The Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband is sceptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try!! The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines...no pulse...no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, and says, "I think she choked!!"

.............:crazy:

MooseMan3000 07-13-2004 07:49 AM

heh.

denim 07-13-2004 09:28 AM

Ow.

NoSoup 07-14-2004 11:08 AM

lol

:lol:

Mantus 07-18-2004 01:56 PM

That was great Bobby. Thanks!

Gortexfogg 07-18-2004 04:22 PM

Good one!

Kazic 07-18-2004 08:20 PM

heh dirty.

CamaroRS1967 07-19-2004 03:46 PM

Not what I was expecting!

sillygirl 07-19-2004 08:30 PM

:eek:

madhatter 07-20-2004 12:25 AM

lol good one

luder 07-20-2004 05:18 AM

didn't understand this joke

can anybody explain me that ?

taengland 07-22-2004 04:31 AM

that's just wrong on so many levels.....funny as hell, but wrong

Jadedfox 07-22-2004 04:36 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't stop laughing!

--jaded

blindawg 07-23-2004 05:12 PM

old, but always good for a laugh

deportes 07-23-2004 05:42 PM

didn;t expect it

braindamage351 07-23-2004 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by luder
didn't understand this joke

can anybody explain me that ?

He thought that he was the one who was supposed to receive the oral, and shoved his member into her mouth, choking her.


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