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Snakeyes · 05-11-2003, 03:39 PM

Post some of your own horrifying puns and plays on words.

I'll get the ball rolling:

What's the difference between a baby frog and monthly rent?

One's a tad pole, the other's a pad toll.

Good god I'm going to go drive a nail through my eyeballs.

wakelagger · 05-11-2003, 06:31 PM

Jesus, kill me now.

ratbastard · 05-12-2003, 07:02 AM

thats a groaner,,,,,,
why did the big moron fall out of the tree and the little moron didn't?

the little moron was a little more on.

blkdmnd · 05-12-2003, 09:50 AM

You know the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't hear a vitamin.

05-11-2003, 03:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Snakeyes Loser Location: Toronto	Hideous, smack in the face plays on words Post some of your own horrifying puns and plays on words. I'll get the ball rolling: What's the difference between a baby frog and monthly rent? One's a tad pole, the other's a pad toll. Good god I'm going to go drive a nail through my eyeballs.

05-12-2003, 09:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
blkdmnd Addict	You know the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't hear a vitamin. __________________ I blow my nose at you. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

05-11-2003, 06:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
wakelagger Insane Location: Toronto	Jesus, kill me now.

05-12-2003, 07:02 AM	#3 (permalink)
ratbastard Crazy Location: central calif.	thats a groaner,,,,,, why did the big moron fall out of the tree and the little moron didn't? the little moron was a little more on.