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Why is it that when a woman talks dirty to me, it's $2.95 a minute...

But when I talk dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment?

How come we park on driveways, and drive on parkways?

Indeed.

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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are "abbreviation" and "inconsequential" such long words?

If a parsley farmer loses a lawsuit, can they garnish his wages?

Why are their braille instructions on drive through autotellers?

What makes the teflon stick to the pan?

Why do they have locks on the front doors of 24hr convenience stores?

Why dont they make planes out of the shit they make black box flight recorders?

Why do I have to push the "Walk" button more than once when waiting to cross the road?

If coconut oil comes from coconuts, and corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

why does cargo go by boat and shipment go by truck?

Hee hee hee good ones guys.

Why do they call them buildings if they're already done building them?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Why does the word "Lisp" have an S in it?
Shouldn't dyslexic be a palindrome?
How cruel is that?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why don't you see signs saying "Dry paint"?

If cats land on their feet, and bread lands butter-side down,
Which way would a cat land with toast strapped to it's back?

<b>small one</b>, my buddy and I discussed just that over homebrew and scotch one evening. We ended up designing the feline murphy dynamo and the bi-feline dynamo. For the first, you strap a slice of buttered toast, butter side up to a cat's back and drop it over the most expensive oriental carpet that can be found. Since the rate of the butter hitting the floor is directly proportionate to the value of the carpet, if it is expensive enough, the toast and cat ought to approach an oscillating equillibrium and spin rapidly while falling slowly (since cats always land on their feet, eventually that will overcome the odds of the toast landing.).

For the Bifeline dynamo, strap two caws paw to paw and drop them. They should spin indefinitely.