Gross, but funny
 

My roommate told me this the other day...

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?



The both have to smell it, but can't eat it.

You know, if I was an ob/gyn, I'd have a hard time with some of those. Some wouldn't be a problem, but others...I dunno...I'd be so tempted to say, "hey, listen, I'll knock 50% off of your bill if you let me slip inside you, and cum." I'd get so busted at that job. I could NEVER do it.

i think everyone has thought about that job, but i always think that the sick stuff would over rule the good stuff

ob/gyn job
 

yeah, i definitely think the bad would outweigh the good. being a doctor, a larger portion of women that come to see you would have something really nasty compared to a regular population sample. plus, you might be a little tired of seeing that by the time you got home to your woman.