Retarded machinery labels
 

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/forklift.jpg DO NOT stand under the forklift.

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/scaffold.jpg DO NOT leap off the scaffolds.

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/gridfall.jpg DO NOT fling yourself off the scissor-lift and plummet to your death.

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/crush.jpg DO NOT crush yourself with large dangerous heavy machinery.

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/gear.jpg DO NOT stick your hand into the gears.

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/highstep.jpg DO NOT do song-and-dance numbers when you're thirty feet up in the lift.

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/acid.jpg DO NOT put your hand into the acid.

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/party.jpg DO NOT throw a party and drink champagne and carouse merrily while in the lift.

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/moreacid.jpg Hey! What did I say about the acid?

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/tornado.jpg You'd be amazed how many people insist on using the Genie-lift in the height of a hurricane.

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/vendmach.jpg Stay away from the killer vending machine.

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/no_repub.jpg DO NOT vote Republican.

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/explode.jpg Do I really have to tell you that explosions are dangerous?

http://flyingmoose.org/stage/dustpan.jpg DO NOT hit people in the head with the dustpan.

I love those. Absolutey incredible.

DO NOT throw a party and drink champagne and carouse merrily while in the lift.

DO NOT hit people in the head with the dustpan.

Bwahahahahaha

i love that kind of stuff. makes you wonder who makes them up.

sadly, someone had to have done those things in order to have to put a label on them.

those sure are some strange labels

Funnies here too. Made the mistake of viewing this while on a conference call a few months back.

http://home.carolina.rr.com/zerb/beready/

lol..
But in all reality those are there because people have been hurt because of DOING it...

Funny captions, but I'm afraid every one of those labels are on some machine because someone has done the exact thing it says not to do.

carouse merrily in the lift....
heh heh heh

Some new one there. thanks