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07-09-2004, 12:12 PM
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POOF
Three guys (insert name of your friends here, I'll use fred, john, david) were driving in a car when they lost control and fell off a cliff. They wake up in front of god.
God says "it's not time for you guys to die yet. I will give you one more chance at life with one condition. Fred, you are a pig. Stop eating so much or I will bring you back. John, you are a miser. Learn to share and stop being so tight with your money or I'll bring you back. David, you must stop being a homosexual. It is unnatural and I will bring you back" and "POOF" just like that they were back. Since they lost their car they started to walk down to street wondering if it was all a dream. Not to far away from them they see a huge bright neon sign that read "All you can eat pasta $1.99" Fred looks at it with a huge smile then "POOF" he was gone. John and David are now scared shitless. They know it is foreal so they continued walking down to street being very careful when John spots a shiny new dime on the ground. He walks toward the dime and bends over to pick it up "POOF" "POOF" |
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