The Amazing Hypnotist
 

It was opening night at the theatre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Shit!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.

Heh. Hehehehe. The six-year-old boy in me is rolling on the floor with laughter. I'll save that one for a date.

LoL!

Haha!

Great joke!

hehe

That is the best joke I have heard for a long time.

Agreed, that was really REALLY funny - thanks!

that was great.

truly funny.

That's a good one, one to tell later.

hehe good one. i need to save this one for later

hahah this is a really good one... cant wait to tell it

a keeper

\lost

good'un

A good one to pass around the office today. Thanks.

E-mailed it to my wife.

Grazie.

What if he'd said "fuck"? :D

oh i get it now

\not afraid of being slow

Nice one, heh heh.

Worth a response!

LMFAO!

--jaded

hehehehe

nice one indeed

I love the visual I got from that. Kinda like the scene from Stand By Me when everyone starts puking at the pie eating contest.

hehe

Great joke...denim hit the nail on the head with his question!

I was just about to post this.

Really funny

very funny, and makes for a good visual

Sticky, thanks for reviving this thread, it's one of my favorite jokes!

That is a good one. Havn't heard it before.

hilarious,thanks