Hideous, smack in the face plays on words

[Snakeyes]

Post some of your own horrifying puns and plays on words.

I'll get the ball rolling:

What's the difference between a baby frog and monthly rent?

One's a tad pole, the other's a pad toll.

Good god I'm going to go drive a nail through my eyeballs.

[wakelagger]

Jesus, kill me now.

[ratbastard]

thats a groaner,,,,,,
why did the big moron fall out of the tree and the little moron didn't?


the little moron was a little more on.

[blkdmnd]

You know the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?


You can't hear a vitamin.