iliketoast

President George Dubya, on his first official trip abroad, was riding with Queen Elizabeth II in her state carriage when one of the horses saturated the air with about 100 litres of warm, rancid, hay-smelling fart.

After a few moments of tense silence, the Queen turned spoke:

Q: "My apologies, Mr. President, but there are some things that even a queen has no control over."

W: "That's OK, Lizzie -- if you hadn't said anything, I'd a thought it was one of the horses."

.. I can't take credit for this, just ran across it on refresh 90 or so of lowbrow.com .

Casus Belli

i laughed because it is quite funny.

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nogoodreason

that's great.

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cameroncrazy822

That is really funny stuff!

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I dont care where it came from its priceless.

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Delvid

Very funny.